Today is Ryan's birthday. So of course we planned a huge party, bought tons of alcohol, and called a bunch of strippers to come on over. And since I'm typing this at 1:50 AM, it's obvious that all of those things happened. (Editor's note" when I say "happened", I instead mean "did not happen".) Most of the day before this in fact was quite boring. I got home post call at 1 PM and proceeded to sleep until 7. Of note, the garbage disposal was replaced today. Ryan informs me it took a sledgehammer to knock the barnicals (as I call them) off the old garbage disposal so that the new one could be installed. The new one had to be installed, because the electrical tape that was covering a 2 inch hole fell off causing water to leak everywhere under the sink. When we informed our landlord of this, she basically said "well it was working when I lived there" and left it at that. So we had the joy of paying another $50 to fix Judy's house. I must say, this is getting sort of old. But hey, at least we have tons of equity in the house. Oh wait, we're renters and have no such thing. After awaking, Ryan and I went to Lupe Tortilla, which was quite good as usual.
Let's move on to something else. Tonight instead of having a wild party, I gave Ryan his "Frank the Tank" t-shirt (thank you
www.meshhat.com $18.99 plus shipping), and then we proceeded to watch the weirdest movie ever called
28 Days Later. The movie is basically about a virus that spreads giving people a rabies-like syndrome. Except instead of becoming paralyzed and dying, the infected people became walking zombies. Kind of an interesting twist eh? Ryan also reminded me that this evening was the 1 year anniversary of the "Velvet Melvin Fiasco". Basically, Ryan and I went to see the
second Matrix installment and proceeded to drink our lives away at Thursday $2 you call its at the Velvet Melvin while watching the
Mavs in last year's NBA playoffs. The actual evening wasn't that great until I left the bar (well the movie was awesome and drinking is always fun). The first thing I did was slap this poor girl's bottom thinking it was a friend of mine. Instead it turned out to be a complete stranger having a fight with her boyfriend. I looked up awkward in the dictionary, and it now has a video of this event as illustration. The boyfriend was so stupefied that such a thing could happen; he just stared at me blankly instead of beating the shit out of me. Also deterring him was 6'5" Ryan standing next to me...also looking stupefied and amazed. We got in the car and began driving home, which was only a few miles away. Ryan, not trusting my driving prowess at that point, asked me if I should be driving in my condition. And since I don't break the law, I of course was entirely within the legal drinking and driving limit, but I couldn't just say something simple like that. So instead I said, "Ryan, the question isn't am I ok to drive--the question is will I get you home safely? And the answer to that question is yes Ryan, yes." And we indeed all got home safely. So it was fun to remember that night.
Now I am writing to you 22 hours later than when I started this blog. I guess it's officially Ryan's birthday now, which means we did absolutely nothing sort-of like last night. However, I did go to Auto Zone 3 times today. The first time, I purchased some kick ass ultra bright white headlights and a new brakelight bulb. When I got home, I realized the kick ass ultra bright white headlights were the wrong kind, so I had to take them back. On the second visit, I got two kick ass ultra bright white headlights that actually fit my car which were $5 more expensive for each light. I also picked up some front windshield wiper replacements, because everyone likes a clean windshield. When I got home I installed the kick ass ultra bright white headlights, which are supposed to look like the Xenon lights BMW's and Lexus’s have...but they don't. It's ok though, I still have the old lights for when the new ones burn out. Then I tried to install my replacement windshield wipers, but one of them was missing the metal clip. So I returned to Auto Zone to get a replacement replacement front windshield wiper. When I got home I noticed the replacement replacement windshield wiper was the wrong kind, so I'll need to return it tomorrow and get another one. I think Auto Zone is awesome.
Pedro Serrano came and trimmed the trees and bushes today. The outside of the house is immaculate. We paid $150 for hedge trimming and general cleanup and Judy paid $275 for tree trimming, which she haggled down from $300. Pedro is the best landscaper in Houston. He owns a company called Peter Landscaping. If you live in Houston and need any kind of work done around the house or just a regular lawn service, his cell phone number is 713.875.7580. Tell him Thomas Roshek sent you, and he'll hook you up. Seriously this guy works unbelievably hard and does outstanding work (and he's cheap as hell). He really is one of the most stand up guys I've met here in Houston...and I work with Doctors. Maybe I'll post some before and after pictures to show you his work.
Ryan, Nick, Melissa, and I went to Nick's Pasta today for Ryan's Birthday dinner. I had pistachio chicken which was really good. The best part is that half of it still remains, so I'll have free dinner tomorrow. Plus I still have leftovers from Carolyn's graduation dinner, so it looks like I'm eating like a king for the next few days. Hopefully I won't die from E. coli bacteremia after I eat.
Ryan invented a new word today. It's called "slingo". He says it means exactly how it sounds (what?). Examples would be guesstimate or desirement. I think the people who made up these words should be shot, but I can't always have everything.